Prehistoric Mythology Lover Mugs

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"What's a patent?"

Easter Island legs

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It feels good to unwind..."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Snowyphus

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'