Prehistoric Mythology Lover Gifts

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"What's a patent?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'