Midlife Humor Lover Pillows

"Honey, has there been an increase in gravity recently?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"Look, I've already told you. There's not enough room in the saucer to abduct your wife."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

'Dang.'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Same Sexless Marriage

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

'I suppose they call it 'Middle age' because that is where you age shows...'

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

birthday meets reality

"I left my wife today. Of course it was to pick up her dry cleaning and feminine products but it felt good."

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

'I'm 43, but I'm having it changed to 38 by deed poll.'

Whale Pattern Balding,