Mid-life Humor Seeker Pillows

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Shoe repair

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Meds Toast

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'Dang.'

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Same Sexless Marriage

'I suppose they call it 'Middle age' because that is where you age shows...'

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

birthday meets reality

'I'm 43, but I'm having it changed to 38 by deed poll.'

Live: Middle Aged Men

Whale Pattern Balding,

'The Prince made a mental note: 'Advise Rapunzel to use anti-grease formula Shampoo'

'...well it's about to be a midriff crisis.'

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'