Mid-life Humor Seeker Gifts

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

Middle-Age Superheroes

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Shoe repair

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Meds Toast

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'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'Dang.'

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

Same Sexless Marriage

'I suppose they call it 'Middle age' because that is where you age shows...'

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."

birthday meets reality

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

'I'm 43, but I'm having it changed to 38 by deed poll.'

Live: Middle Aged Men

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Ever since Harry found his expiration date, he's been going through a mid-shelf-life crisis."

'...well it's about to be a midriff crisis.'

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'