Matinee Explorer T-Shirts

"I never thought I'd grow up to be the matinee crowd."

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Monuments

A Preschool of Fish

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Uh-oh.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

You are everywhere.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Lady in Springtime

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

"I can't tell if I feel tired because I'm older, or I feel older because I'm tired."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Sublime

Oceanographers Go Home

"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."

Lady Cod-Diver