Matinee Explorer Gifts

"I never thought I'd grow up to be the matinee crowd."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Monuments

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Uh-oh.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

You are everywhere.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Lady in Springtime

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"I can't tell if I feel tired because I'm older, or I feel older because I'm tired."

Sublime

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."

Oceanographers Go Home

Lady Cod-Diver

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.