Vodka Aficionados T-Shirts

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Vodka

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'I'm an atheist!'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Good duck, bad duck.

"I've only had three pints and I'm totally wasted. . . I'll never drink vodka again!"