Vodka Connoisseur T-Shirts

'You say he's possessed by evil spirits?!' 'Albanian vodka, I believe.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."