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'You say he's possessed by evil spirits?!' 'Albanian vodka, I believe.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.