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"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Vodka!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"I've only had three pints and I'm totally wasted. . . I'll never drink vodka again!"

"The price of oil is rising because of the Russians? Well, I don't care as long as they don't fool around with the price of vodka."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Just a reminder, if you purchase the whole case of Russian vodka, you get a 20% rebate, and a subpoena to appear before the House Intelligence Committee."

After 27 Vodka: European Hacked By Russians!

"O no...you're controlled by the Kremlin, too??!"

Vodka hangover

Hammer and Sickle

The Popov-smirnoff test is used to determine, relative to body size, how much vodka a man can take before losing dominion over his limbs.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Boris Yeltsin

'I don't feel anything like a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma...'

The morning after a rowdy 'Vodka Nite' and Stalin could feel a purge coming on.

Vodka: 'Binge Before 31-12-20.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Dad, how come mom locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of vodka?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I'm voting for the candidate who supports the free flow of vodka at market prices."

"Did I dream this or are we about to dip into the strategic vodka reserves?"

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"Meow, meow, drink vodka time. Meow, meow, not dinnertime."

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

Expert on Russia

Absolut Cullum.

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."