Margarine Enthusiast Mugs

James and I discussed at length what the best type of margarine was.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"