Margarita Enthusiast Mugs

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Vice-friendly Health Workers

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Mardi Gras

Join me in a Martini?

Margarita

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

The Martini is invented.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

Happy St Pancakes Day

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mediterranean Martini

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Inappropriate garnish.

'Another martini please.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Physician heal thyself."

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!