Margarita Enthusiast Mugs

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

The Commander-in-Chief Takes Charge of the Border Wall

Happy Hour

Vice-friendly Health Workers

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Mardi Gras

Join me in a Martini?

Margarita

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

The Martini is invented.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Happy St Pancakes Day

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Mediterranean Martini

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'Another martini please.'

Pin-atas

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Inappropriate garnish.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'