Vinegar Connoisseur Mugs

"Jackson, you've turned into sour vinegar and have to go!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

'A cheeky red?'

Party Animals.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Bacchus.

'No ice.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I love this time of day."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Scotch and water musick."