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"Jackson, you've turned into sour vinegar and have to go!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'No ice.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I love this time of day."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I make it myself!"

"Scotch and water musick."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"