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'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

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Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Leo McKern

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

French Army knife

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'