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Joe's Bar - We sell no wine before it's opening time!

'A cheeky red?'

'No ice.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

Join me in a Martini?

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Man...You age great!'

"I make it myself!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Redhead

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Next Round Indicator

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Leo McKern