Wine And Dine Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I always stood by my strong convictions but serious arguments made it necessary to change my mind: free tarts, expensive wine and a lot of money.'

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'

Two men toasting

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Quick swig first?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Leo McKern

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

French Army knife