Wine And Dine Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I always stood by my strong convictions but serious arguments made it necessary to change my mind: free tarts, expensive wine and a lot of money.'

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'

Two men toasting

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I make it myself!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Quick swig first?"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Leo McKern

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.