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'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

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Leo McKern

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

The latest in Eyewear.

A very fine vintage

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

French Army knife

You are simply the Greatest

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."