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Wine: New & Old!!!

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Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Portfolio, 2011

A very fine vintage

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

Amateurs de vin...

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

"What a day! A brilliant sun, an azure sky, the air like vintage wine! By George, I've half a mind to do a bit of profit taking!"

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

Sketches by Boz - Seven Dials

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

Return from a Suburban Party

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

Things one would rather have left unsaid.

'The wine isn't pre-phylloxera, but I'm willing to bet the sommelier is.'