Collecting Vintage Wines T-Shirts

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

A very fine vintage

Diner.

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Cats on Board.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Rocking Horse

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

true love.