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'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'The drinks cabinet is empty!'

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"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'Your wife is right on that one. When you're invited to dinner, you take a bottle of wine as a token of your appreciation.'

"That's between me and my vintner."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

Wine Lover

'You have an impressive cellar.'

Nouveau wine

'It was an excellent year for corks.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine tasting

Red Wine

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

WIne bar

Wine Ship

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Trouble in the Wine Cellar

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'The kidnappers demand $50,000 for my '82 Haut Brion? That's an insult - make out the check for $80,000!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

'So, who's up for seeing volume 2 of my cork collection?'

Portfolio, 2011

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."