Collecting Vintage Wines Mugs

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Chateau Mouton Rothschild '76"? Don't you have anything new and improved?

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

A very fine vintage

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Diner.

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Cats on Board.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Rocking Horse

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.