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"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

'A cheeky red?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Bubbly

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"You're never home."

A giant glass of red wine

Leo McKern

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

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