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'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Leo McKern

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'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

A very fine vintage

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"