Connoisseur Of The Vine Prints

You are simply the Greatest

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Leo McKern

Next Round Indicator

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

French Army knife

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"