Marinade Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm a finicky vegetarian. I don't eat eggs unless they're poached. I don't eat meat, unless it is properly marinated. I don't eat fish unless it's breaded and fried.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

COWMIKAZES

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Making fun of Starfish.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."