Marlin Enthusiast Gifts

Man Fishing For A Marlin.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"What a sad species humans are!"