Marlin Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man Fishing For A Marlin.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Batman O' War

Fish or Cut Bait

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'