Marshmallow Aficionado Gifts

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Marshmallows

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Whale Piñata.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."