Marshmallow Lover Gifts

Alien Campfire.

'I don't think that will work.'

"I wish we had marshmallows."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Harsh Mellows.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Gene Manipulation

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Goblin.

Marshmallow Roast

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"First beach?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep

'This corn's got dandruff.'

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Zombie scout issues