Marshmallow Lover Gifts

Alien Campfire.

'I don't think that will work.'

"I wish we had marshmallows."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'The Torch Holder'.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Gene Manipulation

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Marshmallow Roast

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Goblin.

"First beach?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Magic Mushrooms

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'