Marmalade Enthusiast T-Shirts

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"I used to like marmalade, but now I prefer seville orange compote sandwiches."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Patissier

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

365 Lemonade Stand

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'I need a jump!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'