Marshmallow Enthusiast T-Shirts

"First beach?"

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"Here's what I think of your marshmallow test."

Optimist in Hell.

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."

'That dog is not taking the invisible fence seriously.'

"Don't forget the marshmallows this time!"

"This seems like a bad idea."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A crematorium worker has been caught out toasting Marshmallows.

'Ok! We can worry about that. . . or roast another marshmallow.'

A Marshmallow Family Christmas.

Melting marshmallows.

Happy Birthday Marsha Mallow

A deconstructed s'more.

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

"I ran out of cocoa, but I still had marshmallows."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Marshmallows

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'The Torch Holder'.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'