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"First beach?"

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"Here's what I think of your marshmallow test."

Optimist in Hell.

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."

"Don't forget the marshmallows this time!"

"This seems like a bad idea."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A crematorium worker has been caught out toasting Marshmallows.

'Ok! We can worry about that. . . or roast another marshmallow.'

A Marshmallow Family Christmas.

Melting marshmallows.

A deconstructed s'more.

"I ran out of cocoa, but I still had marshmallows."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

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'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Whale Piñata.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.