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"I tell people I'm from the marsh, but I'm really a swampmallow."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Skiing.

Snow flake

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Harsh Mellows.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Love

Yo ho ho!

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Cat and mouse.

'Follow that cab!'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

Tortoises breakdancing

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Mammoth Posing

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'