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"I tell people I'm from the marsh, but I'm really a swampmallow."

Skiing.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Snow flake

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Harsh Mellows.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Love

Yo ho ho!

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Tortoises breakdancing

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Mammoth Posing

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'You got a search warrant?'

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."