Marshmallow Fan T-Shirts

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Koala

Harsh Mellows.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The Torch Holder'.

'Fine. And you?'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Zombie scout issues

The Sacrificial Peep

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."