Marshmallow Toasting Fan T-Shirts

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Harsh Mellows.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The Sacrificial Peep

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Zombie scout issues

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."

How milkshakes are made

Look what marmalade!

Dragon toasts marshmallows

"When life gave him lemons, he always made lemonade!"

'Ok! We can worry about that. . . or roast another marshmallow.'

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.