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"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

Harsh Mellows.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

The mushroom pickers

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

Mammoth hoover

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

Zombie scout issues

The Sacrificial Peep

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"We don't need airbags, I filled the car with marshmallows."