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"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Harsh Mellows.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Black Truffles!

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Marshmallow Roast

"First beach?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

How to wear a false moustache.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

The Sacrificial Peep