Marshmallow Fan Pillows

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Koala

Harsh Mellows.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'The Torch Holder'.

'Fine. And you?'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Marshmallow Roast

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"First beach?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

The Sacrificial Peep

"We're nearing The Sun, we're about to get out the marshmellows."

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Zombie scout issues

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'