Milkshake Maven Gifts

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

Muscles

"Shake! Good Dog."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

"This is off our first TikTok."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Strawberry Shake

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'How now, brown cow?'

Nick Cave

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Leonard Cohen

Body Building Mishap

The Music Lover.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Masterpiece?

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'