Milkshake Maven Mugs

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

'Louis Pasteur's secret project...' 'NOw I'll corner the market with these chocolate, strawberry and vanilla Pasteurized milkshakes.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

Muscles

"Shake! Good Dog."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Musical genres

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Strawberry Shake

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Body Building Mishap

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

The Music Lover.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Masterpiece?

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'