Milkshake Magician Mugs

Where milkshakes come from.

Domestic Goddess.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Shake! Good Dog."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"How almond milk is made"

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Milkshake Shortage

"Shaketh."