Milkshake Magician Prints

Domestic Goddess.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Shake! Good Dog."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"How almond milk is made"

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Milkshake Shortage

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

"Shaketh."