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"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Curling your hair for no reason

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

First love.

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

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