Makeup Artist Gifts

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'That new concealer works great!'

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

Puffin applying makeup to its beak (to attract a mate).

'We've written an honest speech that presents you ‘warts and all.' All you need is a voice coach, image consultant and makeup artist.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Image Consultant

Beauty Time

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'Sorry. It just got away from me.'

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

"Tone me down a bit, Evelyn. I'm going home for the holidays."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Shades 2020

"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

Lipstick is invented

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Animal cosmetic testing

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."