Makeup Artist Gifts

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'That new concealer works great!'

Puffin applying makeup to its beak (to attract a mate).

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."

'We've written an honest speech that presents you ‘warts and all.' All you need is a voice coach, image consultant and makeup artist.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

Image Consultant

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Beauty Time

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'Sorry. It just got away from me.'

"Tone me down a bit, Evelyn. I'm going home for the holidays."

New Shades 2020

"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."

Woman applying makeup

'Zachary, act scared! Your father just spent four gruelling hours in the makeup chair.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Cosmetic surgery' Lipstick, mascara...

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Woman who has run out of make-up

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

Lipstick is invented

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"