Comedic Shot Master Prints

Archer in Tree Loses his Arrow Head.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

A Dummy Corporation.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Dara O' Briain

Air catarrh.

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"Complaining empowers us."

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Alfred Hitchcock

Golf Ball in Nest.

Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"But on the other hand..."

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

'Three iron.'