Comedy Gun Shooter Prints

Shooting Leaves

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Artists of the wild west.

The Mafia Goes Green.

Out of Court Settlement

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

'Hello, Mum!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Ninja

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Cuffwear, 2004

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

'I know the difference between right and wrong... but not the on/off position of the safety on my gun.'

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"We still don't have children. He's been shooting blanks."

'Just your credit cards. I don't feel safe carrying cash these days.'

"I tried to warn you Carl, he's a 5th dan black belt in origami...!"