'I heard he was funny.'
Open Mic Nights Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves open mic nights? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that capture the thrill of performing live. Whether they’re a seasoned artist or a burgeoning talent, these products are designed to inspire and entertain. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find a gift that resonates with their love of music, comedy, poetry, and stage lighting. Celebrate their passion with a thoughtful touch that keeps their spirits high and their stage presence even higher.
Zombie standup
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Anna Calvi
"This next one's another oldie."
Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.
Theatre Crowd
Eric Clapton.
"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."
Plum jam...
"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."
"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do
"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."
"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."
"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."
"I hate open-mike night."
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.
"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."
"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"
"He's got a great future behind him!"
I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.
'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'
"Please turn on your cell phones."
'...Stop trying to funk it up.'
"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"
Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.
"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"
'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'
"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."
"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."
Sir Elton John
Rock & Roll
Mick Jagger
Open Mic Nights Gifts Collection
Open Mic Nights Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating open mic nights—perfect for those early morning rehearsals or late-night performances.
Open Mic Nights Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows inspired by the fun moments of open mic nights.
Open Mic Nights Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that capture the lively essence of open mic nights—perfect for any performer’s decor.
Open Mic Nights T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts that showcase the energetic spirit of open mic nights—ideal for performers and fans alike.