Microphone Mishap Enjoyer Gifts

'All that training and he walks into the mike.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Journalist interviewing a bird.

Open Mic

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

"If one of your ears were inside-out, would you want someone to tell you?"

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"You always show up at the WORST possible time!"

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

'This is strictly off the record...'

"I said to order me 300 CONCUBINES!"

"Gesundheit!"

Normally she wouldn't say boo to a goose!

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

The Off-Tones

"I'm Kevin, brought to you by the miracle of birth."

'I don't KNOW who I declared war on - It was a wrong number!'

Music. Rock. Pop. Classical. Latest CD Releases. No, thanks --- I get enough recorded music calling technical support lines.

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.