Music Maniac Gifts

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

'My wife tells me he's practicing. But I think he's trying to contact some alien civilization.'

rude singer

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Mick Jagger

"This IS better than meditation."

Brittany Howard

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

cat singing into microphone

Rock & Roll

Gary Moore.

Different types of band.

Liam Gallagher

Large hi fi.

An accordion bus

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Music Freak.

His Master's Noise.

Do something funny for money.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Hey, can you guys tone it down a notch while I take this..."

You're on in five! Got it! Okay, Ernie! This is the biggest crowd we've ever played for! I can't wait to greet the audience! Hello Chicago! And London, San Antonio, Rochester, Greenville, Columbus, Sao Paulo, Ogden, San Jose, Seattle, Grand Rapics, Washington, DC, Las Vegas, Santa Ana, Terre .... Remote shows.

Horn Section in a Jazz Band

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Punk Reindeer