Music Maniac T-Shirts

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

'My wife tells me he's practicing. But I think he's trying to contact some alien civilization.'

rude singer

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"This IS better than meditation."

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

cat singing into microphone

Rock & Roll

Different types of band.

Large hi fi.

An accordion bus

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Music Freak.

His Master's Noise.

Do something funny for money.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Hey, can you guys tone it down a notch while I take this..."

Horn Section in a Jazz Band

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Giant slug attacks a city

Punk Reindeer

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Guitar Man.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Check out this new store."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Popera!

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?